Dwarf female: I like my ale like I like my men - dark and rich.
Dwarf male: I like my beer like I like my women - stout and bitter.
Gnome female: I apologize profusely for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused.
Gnome male: Everyone keeps talking about beer goggles. I can't find the plans for them anywhere!
Human female: Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?
Human male: Your tag's showing. It says, uh, "Made in heaven."
Night elf female: Oh, I'm dancing again, heh. I hope all your friends are enjoying the show!
Night elf male: I don't mind the gnomes, but I'm always worried about tripping over them.
Orc female: You had me at "zug zug."
Orc male: I come from the orcs, we eat with spoons and forks, we love to eat our pork.
Undead female: I'd paint my toenails, but I'm not sure where they fell off!
Undead male: Roses are gray, violets are gray - I'm dead and colorblind!
Undead male: I'm dead... . and I'm pissed!

My personal favourite Male Nelf sayin' was 

"Is that thing sharp? Can that thing cut me? I'm not immortal anymore you know..."

=)

~D~

My personal favorite..
Draeni Female: Yes they are real, and they can cut glass.

-Kammi