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Sat, Aug 21, 2010 Posted By: Ophelya
feel free to post what ever crap you feel like, this forum will be removed within a few weeks :)

Sat, Aug 21, 2010 Zigmarl

In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order. But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.

The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile.

That first egg was named “Thought”. Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, “With our thoughts, we make the World”. Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came a stone monkey.

The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!

 

Born from an egg on a mountain top,
Funkiest Monkey that ever popped,
He knew every magic trick under the sun,
Tease the Gods and everyone can have some fun.

Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic ooh!

What a cocky, saucey Monkey this one is.
All the Gods were angry and they punished him.
Until he was saved by a kindly priest,
And that was the start of their pilgrimage quest.

Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic ooh!

Sat, Aug 21, 2010 Meebers
omg that is some very funny stuff!! made my morning even brighter, thank you Zigmarl!
Sat, Aug 21, 2010 Mabs
This is a test of the account testing forum.
I repeat, this is only a test.

Sat, Aug 21, 2010 Diis
well this is my test
Sat, Aug 21, 2010 Legolis
sdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,
Sun, Aug 22, 2010 Hayakon
I reply, therefore I exist
Fri, Sep 10, 2010 Avaria
test